Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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