physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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