I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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