we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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