fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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