i will soon be in a relationship on fb
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old