I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?