I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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