New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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