WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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