u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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