I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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