Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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