The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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