a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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