dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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