she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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