that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
