Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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