She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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