Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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