What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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