I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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