names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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