We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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