She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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