Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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