did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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