I don't usually arrange sex via text message
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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