we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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