nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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