you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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