So drunk its hurt
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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