Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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