yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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