Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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