"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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