i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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