Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
