Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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