You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just google imaged poop.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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