do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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