yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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