yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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