yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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