I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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