R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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