I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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