The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
