I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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