Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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