Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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