I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
that's an acceptable place to lick
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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