Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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