Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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