do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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