Having a random hookup so left but love u
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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