I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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