me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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