Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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